Caspianne van Maris

​Lady Overlord in Training, Password Specialist, Bad Cop
Other Life: Event Expert, Puppy Parent, Tea Taster

1. Which Tina would you be: Tina Fey, Tina Turner, or Tina Louise?
Amy Poehler.
2. If you could design any App, what would it be able to do?
It would be called UberPaws: basically, like regular Uber but the car would be filled with freshly-groomed puppies.
3. What would a movie based on your life be called?
"What else could go wrong with her car?"
4. What’s your theme song?  
"Mama Pyjama"... Most people know it as "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard."
5. If you could only ask one question of a prospective mate or business partner and you had to base your decision to commit to him/her on the answer, what would your question be?
Do you make your bed every morning?